Pennies, really?

Is anyone still using pennies? I mean, really. Can't we just cancel the bloody thing already?

It's worth one cent. One cent. I ask, what does one one-hundredth of one dollar buy you? I throw them away. Yep, right into the garbage. I mean, parking meters don't even take them anymore. Vending machines don't waste their time on them. Even gumballs cost 25 of them. Gumballs, people! And it takes 25 of them.

It's all about knowing when to say when. We've had it. We're done with dealing with these little pieces of nothing! I say, tell the mints to stop producing the little wastes of copper! We'll deal no more with the useless!